I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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