yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
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I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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