he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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