Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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