I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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