Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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