Buhtt sex?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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