if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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