Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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