Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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