i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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