Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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