I cannot find my penis.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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