I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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