I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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