Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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