you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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