Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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