My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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