I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize