he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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