I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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