Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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