Nicole vs. Life
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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