He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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