i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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