I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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