The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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