That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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