belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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