at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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