She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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