Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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