is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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