Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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