careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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