I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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