I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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