Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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