Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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