Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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