Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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