question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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