Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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