Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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