she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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