Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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