i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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