Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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