She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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