Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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