I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Randomize
