oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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