i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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