Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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