Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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