so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The cops high fived after they tackled you
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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