I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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