The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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