yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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