Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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